Saturday, May 5, 2007

THE OFFICIAL LUNATIC PARTY

Anyone coming to the conclusion that there is no discernible difference between the Republicans and Democrats, needs to take a gander at a new Rasmussen Reports poll.

If the question is "Did President Bush have prior knowledge of the 911 attacks?", the questionee should take more than 10 seconds to;
  • Overcome the shock generated by the sheer absurdity of such a question.
  • Shoot a look of absolute incredulity, or laugh out loud.
  • Answer "Hell no, you stupid (expletive deleted)", or walk away, refusing to even justify the question with an answer.
Any person that would even consider "yes"...or even "maybe" as a plausible answer to such a ridiculous question needs to be locked up in a rubber room and put on heavy sedation.

Now...the shocking results...
A jaw dropping 61% of Democrats are not able to rule out the possibility that George W Bush knew- in advance- of the 911 attacks. Included in that number are 35% that answer "yes" to that ludicrous question.

That is really scary stuff.

Republicans are far more sane, rejecting such foolishness by better than a 7-1 margin but, to be honest, even that is not a margin high enough for my comfort level.

The Poll, commissioned by Rasmussen Reports (America's most accurate pollster), finds that 59% of Democrats consider the possibility that the CIA knew in advance.

What on earth has happened to this once great party and how could any rational, sane person continue to belong to it?

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A NEWT ONE IS PROUD OF THE NEW FORMAT

A Newt One shut down recently on the joyous news that Blogger had finally solved the dreaded 200 type is an 8 bit binary bug. We decided that if we were going to go through the trouble of changing our address back to our server, we might as well revamp the entire thing.

It is certainly more convienient and secure to have our own address, but it is means that all of our site feeds, blogrank site registrations, trackbacks, blogrolls and archives will become useless.

In short, it means starting over from scratch.

That's no problem because building it up is the funnest part of the process.

So, we decided to strip the whole thing down and start over. We concentrated on functionality, ease of navigation and security against unhinged bus driver types.

Speaking of Billy boy, yes, we did get quite a chuckle out of seeing the little flower crowing about hw he had chased us off the net. (As if that little sissy could strike fear in anyone's heart.) Trust me when I say that Billy Boy has never had any control over our actions....and never will. In fact, we openly invite bus driver boy to-by all means- continue in his histrionic theatrics. It's all an act, we know it.

Nobody is really against the Iraq war, deep down inside. You would have to be a mad-man to oppose the liberation of 25 million people and openly root for the terrorists.

Anyway, we are putting the finishing security enhancements on the new design and then we will be back up to speed- cheering louder than ever for the Iraq war. To emphasize the point, we have included a picture from those wonderful, dreamy days of
Shock and Awe. Now you gotta admit, whe the good ol' U.S. of A throws a party, we don't screw around.

....and there is nothing they can do to stop us. Nothing.


So, raise your glass to flying baathist body parts and always remember those 2 essential rules;

  1. We always win
  2. ok.....so there is only 1.

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