BUSH IS TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING
Erratic, hysterical left wingers have taken a joke and made it their battle cry
It wasn't that long ago. With friends, walking through Newport Beach, someone would step in gum on the sidewalk. "It's Bush's fault!" someone else would say, and we'd all laugh."How crazy are these left wingers!" someone else would say, and we'd all laugh again. Blame every little thing on Bush! It's their mantra! It's all they have! It's the best they can do!
It was all hyperbolic jokes at the time. Not one of us really thought that it would get to this point - where literally everything that goes wrong would be blamed on President Bush. A hurricane causes epic proportioned disaster in New Orleans: "Bush is to blame!" A bridge collapses in Minnesota! "Bush is the guy!" Over and over again, there is more and more to blame Bush for.
The planet's temperature has risen about a half degree. Bush is the reason, of course. All the far left's crazed devotion to the tenants of the Global Warming faith have led them to believe that Bush is to blame for the storms, earthquakes, natural disasters and structural failures world wide.
Imagine! George W. Bush is like the most powerful man to ever walk the face of the earth! He has the power! He's like a damned Godzilla! He has the power to drop bridges! He has the power to cause mighty storms that wipe out entire cities! He has the power to force democrats to vote for wars they do not want to fight!
Bush is to blame for everything, alright. He even forced me to write this article.
--Jimmy Z
By the way, you have to check this out... In looking for tidbit for this rant, I found this site - blamebush. This is hysterical stuff. I have to talk to my partners - we need to etch their link upon our mantle on this blog. What a find!
Hillary to Grow Back Monobrow for Gay Debates
Hillbrow Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, who recently dazzled Black audiences with her Stepin Fetchit plantation slave impersonation, will grow back her trademark monobrow for the first ever Gay Debates next month. In addition, she plans to sport a traditional Wayne Newton haircut, along with a lovely L.L. Bean flannel pantsuit with matching Gucci combat boots.While her debate strategy is sure to draw ridicule from the hatemongering homophobes of the Religious Right, Hillary hopes her transformation will send a message to Queer voters that she cares about issues that are important to the Gay Community, issues that typically make less open-minded people want to hide their children or heave all over themselves.
"People like that Manpig and his Merry Band of Breeders in the White House," Hillary whistled through her brand new tongue piercing while menacingly waving a rubber dildo at reporters Tuesday.
Not to be outdone, Senator Barack Obama will bond with Gay voters by donning a feather boa and strutting around the stage at the debates. John Edwards justs plans to be himself.
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