JIMMY Z WELCOMES OUR LIBERAL AMERICA HATING LEFTWING READERS!

A Newt One loves the attention we’re getting from home-grown, university-indoctrinated enemies of freedom!

Jimmy Z - I always have to resist the urge to write this kind of piece, because time and time again it comes to my attention that liberals are here, liberals are reading, and liberals are talking and chatting online about America’s Truth Surge, A Newt One. I am not going to resist today. This piece is going to be fun to write.

Now that election year 2008 is upon us, we at A Newt One expect to be watched with even more scorn by the Hate America crowd.

So… welcome! We love being both the blog you hate and the object of your scorn! It was funny - in the left wing run chat room I frequent, on Wednesday and Thursday one fellow (a particularly miserable and angry leftwing douchebag) spent most of both days denigrating A Newt One.

His inability to understand blog ratings and website statistics was humorous to watch because the hatred he has for those of us on the right, and A Newt One specifically, was making him so angry he couldn’t understand the simplest of facts.

Simply put, our blog’s traffic and readership grew exponentially in the last quarter of 2007. The next year promises to make A Newt One even more profoundly successful. We have the writers and the editorial staff to make this website one great read. We have great internet radio webcasts on Blog Talk Radio all week long, and we’re going to be even better in 2008.

Our goal is very specific: We want you to be glad you hit A Newt One.

Wait… sorry, that is what we want for our fans. For you leftwingers?  We want you to be sorry you ever heard of A Newt One. We want smoke to come out of your ears when you see our front page. We want your blood pressure to rise dangerously high. We want you to bang your fist on the desk and scream out in agony. We want you to stomp on your keyboard and throw your monitor out of the window. We hope you spread the word about how much you hate A Newt One. Tell all of your moonbat buddies online that A Newt One sucks.

Try to convince yourselves that we don’t have any readers. Fantasize about a blogosphere without A Newt One. Tell yourselves that our numbers aren’t getting bigger and bigger, and that we don’t have any influence on the politics of the blogosphere.

Be sure to remind yourselves that A Newt One really didn’t get quoted on Rasmeussen Reports. And don’t forget to tell yourselves that A Newt One will never be quoted on Hannity or Limbaugh or Mark Levin.  Be sure to tell yourselves that we didn’t have Michelle Malkin on our show. Pretend that we didn’t have the best A list guests available on the American Truth Warriors webcasts.

Hate us, leftwing America-hating scum. We LOVE it. Happy New Year losers, from your friends at A Newt One.