The other night, my good friend Jimmy Z and I were slapping the rhetorical daylights out of 3 unhinged radical fascist moonbats in a left wing chatroom. They call themselves Natchez, Bendeng and Unsoma and they have the collective IQ of a bran muffin.Now, A Newt One gets more unique visitors in a day than this room gets in a month, so I'm really not sure why I go there except that it is such a dramatic case study in liberal histrionics. A moonbat focus group, if you will.
If you close your eyes, you can just see a dozen or so graying reprobates, red eyes fixated on a monitor as they survey the utter ruin that is their miserable lives, and commiserate with one another how wonderful and utopian life would be if only George W Bush was never born.
As they spew their never ending torrent of vomit and stupidity, they become frustrated and amazed that the world outside has no interest in hearing their constant whining and bellyaching. Imagine listening to a car alarm for 5 years. The same ear-splitting, never changing warble, day after day after day, year after year after year.
Like so many autistic parrots;
Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home. Wahhhh! Bush lied, Bring the Troops home. Boo hoo! Bush lied, bring the troops home... ad nauseam.
Can anything be gained by conversing with such irrepresible morons? No. They cannot learn, they cannot grow-up, they cannot contribute to society. They are truly dead weight. No mountain of data will ever sway them to the right course because they aren't adults. They are 30, 40, 50 year old babies that will whine and cry and stomp their little feet until they get their way. The good of the country or the world be damned.
As any decent parent, who has dealt with small children will tell you, you do not attempt to reason with that petulant toddler, you set him in his room, shut the door and let him cry it out.
Most toddlers grow up. Liberals are 30-50 year old toddlers.
Some people maintain that the free exchange of ideas is being stifled by our blog. I laugh out loud when people claim something so utterly vacous and idiotic.
The free market of ideas is exactly what what we are participating in and competing in. The free market of ideas works like any other free market. Those with the best product and presentation win, the others lose. This is not an ecumenical blog. Our stated goal is to aid in the utter destruction of liberalism and the promotion of Conservatism as a manifestly better option.
You do not run a succesful Ford dealership by demanding that the Chevy dealer down the street sell your Explorers, and station a heckler on the street to bark out venom at him when he won't.
You didn't see the Giants bitch and whine that it was unfair that the Patriots had 18 wins, while they only had 13. They figured out how to deliver a better product on game day.
You don't see people demanding to drive the fast blue car in the Daytona 500 because the slower red car is disadvantaged.
You sell Fords by being better than the guy who sells Chevys. You win the Super Bowl by being better than the Patriots. You win the Daytona 500 by being better than 42 other guys.
In the market place of ideas, Conservatives are just better. We have better ideas, better answers and a better presentation. Don't bother coming here calling us names and posting your smarmy little comments. They will not get published. In fact, they won't get read. We get about 5 words deep into your stupidity, ban you and delete it. You waste your time writing multiple syllable ad homs that no one will ever see.
Think you leftists are better than us? Create your own blog and try to match our traffic.
We all know how that will end up, don't we?
~Sonlit
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