A NEWT ONION

My hope for the future is strong!

Jimmy Z -  Just a little note to my friends and A Newt One’s readers to let you know that I remain totally and completely hopeful! The future looks bright and sparkly clean, thanks to optimism for change (and a good cleaning of my sunglasses).

As we move forward, we join together and we smile with minty freshness. Our collective breath is inoffensive thanks to brushing and flossing. We anticipate change in our favor with hope and idealism.

For myself, I am giddy with hope. In fact, I am so filled with hope that I hope it subsides somewhat. I am stuffed full with hope. When I burp it sounds like ‘hoooooope!’ I need to buy a bigger shirt because I have so much hope within me.

I am going to enjoy a lot of change for America. I know many people out there who have babies are changing ... diapers all the time.  I have pockets full of change all the time. I never carry change into the store so I can get more and more change with every purchase. Don’t tell me I don’t love change!

Our country will now face accommodation, adaptation, adjustment, alteration, alternation, commutation, conversion, diminishment, diverging, diversification, evolvement, fluctuation, merging, metamorphosis, moderation, modification, modulation, mutation, naturalization, reconditioning, reduction, reformation, regeneration, remaking, remodeling, renovation, reorganization, replacing, restyling, revolutionizing, shaping, shifting, substitution, tampering with, tempering, transfiguration, transformation, translation, transmutation, transposition, turning, vacillation, varying, veering and warping with great anticipation and enormous, massive, indescribable hope.

NOTE TO BARACK: You better not try plagiarize me.