Someone in the evil leftwing chat room posted this drivel:
"Once in a generation, an opportunity comes along - not just for the Democratic Party, but for the United States of America - to build a new majority for change. Barack Obama's candidacy offers us that opportunity ... For the sake of our party and our country, we cannot let this opportunity pass. Now is the time to build a coalition of Democrats, independents and Republicans that finally stretches across Red States and Blue States. Now is the time for us to have the courage to choose to change. Now is the time for Barack Obama."
Enough to make you vomit, isn't it? Egads!
I fixed it:
"Once in awhile, a vague notion comes along - not just for the Democratic Party, but liberals who love being vague - to build a new majority for 'change;' two dimes and a nickel for a quarter usually. Barack Obama's candidacy offers us this vague notion. For a bit of time, our party and our country will be bamboozled by these vague references to stuff, and we cannot let this vague stuff go unheard. Now is the time to build a coalition of people who don't pay attention, ignoramuses and relatively stupid people that finally stretches across the vast wasteland that is MTV. Now is the time for us to have the courage to choose to 'change' our liberal diapers. Now is the time for Barack Obama."
--Jimmy Z
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"Once in a generation, an opportunity comes along - not just for the Democratic Party, but for the United States of America - to build a new majority for change. Barack Obama's candidacy offers us that opportunity ... For the sake of our party and our country, we cannot let this opportunity pass. Now is the time to build a coalition of Democrats, independents and Republicans that finally stretches across Red States and Blue States. Now is the time for us to have the courage to choose to change. Now is the time for Barack Obama."
Enough to make you vomit, isn't it? Egads!
I fixed it:
"Once in awhile, a vague notion comes along - not just for the Democratic Party, but liberals who love being vague - to build a new majority for 'change;' two dimes and a nickel for a quarter usually. Barack Obama's candidacy offers us this vague notion. For a bit of time, our party and our country will be bamboozled by these vague references to stuff, and we cannot let this vague stuff go unheard. Now is the time to build a coalition of people who don't pay attention, ignoramuses and relatively stupid people that finally stretches across the vast wasteland that is MTV. Now is the time for us to have the courage to choose to 'change' our liberal diapers. Now is the time for Barack Obama."
--Jimmy Z