A man turned 40 years old and, to celebrate, went out to dinner with his wife.During dinner, he felt the need to relieve himself from too much Killian's Red he'd been drinking and proceeded to the facilities. Facing the urinal, doing what he needed to do, his eyes began to wander. To his utter shock, he saw a short, red-haired fellow, dressed all in green, standing a full two feet in front of the urinal, holdin' what nature gave him, with both hands.
He did a double-take but his eyes were not deceiving him.
As they were finishing up and washing their hands, he turned to the little man and said.
"Hey, fella. I hope you don't think I'm funny but that was the biggest $#@! I have ever seen!"
The little guy replied, in a deep Irish brogue, "is that Ray-eht? Well, me friend. That's because ayam e Leprechaun"
"Huh?" the man replied "A Leprechaun?"
"Aye, me boy" answered the little fella "ayam e Leprechaun sure as my mother's aye-zzz and all we leprechauns have big sheleighlees, don'tca know?"
"Get outta herrrrreeee" said the man.
"and Leprecahn's be magic boy-o, so I could be givin' you one of these.....if'n I wanted to" Interrupted the little man in green.
"Really!? shouted the man. "Wow! what a present for my wife!".
"Well, now. Hold on me friend" Said the little guy. "In this werld, ya don't be gettin' nuthin fer free, don't cha know. You gotta do somethin fer me"
"What's that?" Asked the man.
"Well....yer gonna have to drop yer trousers, bend over the sink and let me service ya from be-hind"
After protesting, the man relented....for his wife's sake, of course. He endured 20 minutes of agonizing pain and humiliation. Then, finally, it was over and he said..."That was horrible but I guess it's worth it as long as you hold up your end of the bargain".
The little man looked at him and asked "How old are ye, me boy?"
"Forty, today as a matter of fact"
"Farty?, ye say?"
"Yes, Forty"
"Well, me boy!" the little man asked, "Dontcha think farty years of age, is a wee bit old ta be believin' in Leprechauns?" |